
Many of the responses to the blog entry I posted last week about the season's first tomato concerned your own tomato memories and they were so lyric I'm thinking that if one doesn't already exist, there should definitely be an anthology of writing devoted to the tomato. The writing would include memoir, of course, but also poetry and fiction on subjects ranging from ketchup to a primer on how to make the perfect Bloody Mary. I'm thinking there must be something to this memory thing and tomatoes because as soon as I typed "ketchup," I flashed on those little foil packets of ketchup that a certain fast food restaurant used to ration in case we wanted to use them to fight "ketchup wars" rather than on our Quarter Pounders. Ketchup wars involved surreptitiously snipping the top off a packet of ketchup and hiding it under a napkin and when the moment was right, slamming it with your fist so that the contents splurted (in a perfect war) all over your "enemy's" shirt or, better yet, face. Once splurted, they were out of the game, though the game usually ended as soon as the manager got wind of what we were doing.